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Tiger Joke S70 2000

posted by  someone claiming to be Victor Clark on  Thu Nov 23 17:01 CST 2000 [RELATED]

This joke was passed on to me by a Volvo friend, just for a little holiday humor. Maybe it's already been around. But here it is.

Tiger Woods drives his new Volvo into a garage in St. John's on

his tour of Newfoundland, Canada. The attendant at the pump greets

him in a typical Newfoundland manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is....

"Top of the morning to you,

" Tiger Woods gets out of the car, and tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey, Son?" says the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.

"What're dey for?" inquires the Newfie.

"They're for putting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus," says the Newfie, "dem boys at Volvo tink of everyting!!!"

Victor Clark

2000 S70 SE

Albuquerque





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