A very rural couple took their teen-aged son and daughter and drove far to a large city for the first time in any of their lives. The parents thought it was time to expose the kids to city life just so that they knew that there is a world outside the remote mountain village where they had always lived.
They found their way to a huge mall and the father decided it best, since he had bad feet, for the mom and daughter to go off exploring things and the son would wait with dad and all would meet up there later. As they sat astounded at all they were seeing all for the first time, the dad became interested in the two shining metal panels with lighted numbers over the top. As he contnued to watch, the two panels slid apart, startling the dad and boy. Several people walked out of the panels and they slid back together. Amazed and a little afraid they continued to watch. Soon a very large and obese woman approached the panels and they slid apart and the woman walked in between the panels. They watched as the numbers changed and lights flashed. Then, suddenly the panels slid apart and a voluptuous young blond woman stood where the large woman had just been. "SON!" the dad shouted, "GO GET YOUR MOTHER! HURRY!"
For all who find this not funny or stupid, you can partly blame the guy who lives near Baltimore, as he tends to bring out the humor in me and life. Thanks, Art, for ALL you do. If you find it amusing and you smiled, thank me.
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