Well, I can help with the ipd exhaust part. I've had it on my '83 for about 3yrs now, and I'm very happy with it. It doesn't sound like rice - No raspy resonating, bee-buzzing, or super-loud fart imitations. Just a louder, deeper, sportier tone. And the extra HP is noticable at high revs.
I don't know about blind salespeople at WalMart, but I did hear about the hunter who claimed he could tell what any animal pelt was just by feeling it, and by feeling the wound he could tell how the animal was killed (while blindfolded.)
He was bragging in the bar one night, and some guy bet him a drink he couldn't do it. So the hunter gets blindfold, and the guy puts a skin in front of him. The hunter feels it - "Hmmm, this is a Raccoon," he says. He feels the bullet hole - "Killed with a .22 rifle." Amazed, the man buys the hunter a drink. Another man sees this and also bets him a drink. "This is a lion," says the hunter, "killed with a 7.62mm round." Again, he was right. This went on and on, till the hunter was hoplessly drunk and stumbled home. He awoke to find he couldn't remember the previous night, and he had a black eye.
Meeting his wife at the breakfast table, he asks her, "How did I get this black eye? I don't remember what happened last night!" She replied, "I gave you that black eye! You came stumbling home drunk, shoved your hand down my panties, and said, 'Skunk. Killed with an axe.'"
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