I was browsing through LA Craigslist under the "car parts" section and found this:

Old Volvo - $500

piece of s#*t car. old blue volvo station wagon. honestly only problem is it wont start, i think the problems are minor but i am not a car person and am sick of thinking of what to do with it. its prboably been sitting too long. the engine is good and the tranny too. dont care what you do with it, sell it for parts if you want. come tow away, as is, no questions asked. seriously.. only respond if you want to come pick it up.. i dont have any info.. or the where with all to deal with a hustler. it is parked next door and i dont feel like looking to see the vin, the miles, the year etc.. like any of that matters. the car is only five hunny. i think the tires are new..or at least in good shape. there ya go.

Anyone have some funny ones?