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This ad cracked me up. It's on the LA Craigslist.
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Elitist Chardonnay Swilling Liberal Selling 1990 Volvo 740 GL - $1450
This baby was made in Sweden, home of beautiful girls with Tim Conway accents. Naturally gray with a few stretch marks, complete w/ four progressive doors, a sun roof, power windows, stereo w/CD player, a trunk large enough to store sizable regrets and/or your dreams. Recent head gasket replacement and front struts, two new tires and yes, I vacuumed her and removed all signs of political insurrection.
She has 267,000 miles on her, and according to my mechanic she's got at least another 140,00 miles (minimum) just waiting to spend driving you to a more meaningful and remarkable experience in this, the manifested world.
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