Hi, I'm Rob Nelson, of The Mole. The ABC show. The guy with the wacked haircut. Check out my website www.rob-nelson.com and sign my guestbook. i love brickboard.

Can anyone help me? I only got one response earlier which did not help me at all.
I owned a 1987 Volvo sedan, with 145,000 thousand miles. I live in Pittsburgh. Well, anyway. One day I was was driving to work on my magic act when all of the sudden a huge wall of flames burst up from under the hood. Before i knew it the car EXPLODED sending scrapnel and flaming bits of rubber all over the place and into the nursery school and old folks home right near by. I was thrown clear of the blast through the back window. Surprisingly enough i was conscious at the scene, and after reading me my rights (i had consumed a large quantity of grain alchohol previous to driving) the arresting officer explained to me that it is rare, but possible that improper wiring cuased the explosion. My lawyer further researched the claim. Insurance investigators assume an improperly grounded wire that lead out of the gas tank was a fault. is this really so? i belive it was a run of the mill car bomb set up by the Vatican city mafia, upset I was dressing like Jesus in my "escape from crucifiXion" magic trick. (See me at Wally's for open mike on the 15th of January)

Can a faulty wire actually cause an explosion?
Wouldn't the blast come from the back of the car?
Can a Volvo run on grain alchohol?

-Rob Nelson