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Hipocratic Oath V70-XC70 2000

posted by  someone claiming to be Chris Cameron on  Sat Nov 4 23:31 CST 2000 [RELATED]

Greetings Conservative-By-Nature Car Owners,

Wasn't it me who last week haughtily swore to the assembled masses,” I’ll never put a chip in my '00 V70R. It'll cook the engine. Whaddilook, stupid, or something?" We'll I guess it's time to get my Moe Howard trim and blow.

http://www.rica.nl

265bhp to 330bhp for around $700. V70Rooooooom.

This Dope couldn't move fast enough to establish an irrevocable Letter of Credit to the First National Bank of Tulips. ("$700 to Rica Engineering in the Netherlands, Honey? Oh they make the much-ballyhooed "ECU Enlargement Cream." Haven't you read about it? Not available in the US yet. I think it just may work this time. I can, however, understand your skepticism after the disappointing results from the "Performance Spring Salve" from that doctor at the ipd clinic in Portland.")

Is this chip a mechanical roll of the warranty dice?

I guess I'll have to get new pipes, or are the ones on the 2000 R fine?

I made the mistake of going to the new www.vovlvotuning.com site. Interesting info there, plus people are doing some nutty stuff to their cars. The car in Sweden and the one in DC are notable.(The Reynolds Wrap VS the DOT lens clinic is pretty humorous...He's kidding, right?)

Some of their readers talk about honing and polishing the inside of various engine parts. Will Pledge work?

Chris "5 Dents From Under My Hood" Cameron

Seattle





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