The car is possessed. Turn the key to pos I and the panel lights come on, the ECC vents move a little(like it is supposed to), AND the driver's seat moves a little??? I can't tell if the seat back or bottom moves, but I can hear the leather rubbing leather, just a little bit - I cannot see movement.

The first turn of the key to pos I, the dash lights come on for 30-60 seconds and then dim out. Second turn of the key to pos I, the dash lights blink. Third is the same, 4th has no lights. But the seat still moves a bit!

The headlights do not come on. Ever. The DRLs are turned off.

Probably a bad ground somewhere, but what is it????
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My back feels better when I sit in a Volvo seat