Volvo AWD S70 Forum

INDEX FOR 1/2026(CURRENT) INDEX FOR 12/2003 S70 INDEX

[<<]  [>>]


 VIEW    REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE    PRINT   SAVE 

red-haired lady with silver s70 S70

Shouldn't be all that hard to find her again within a few miles of the store. Her S70 will have a failed ETS (e-throttle), and when she rushes off to the dealer she'll get jailed for a speeding charge because the ABS unit is shipped off to Vitor and she didn't know how fast she was going because the S70's speedo was dead, and then leaving the courthouse -- the years of unrotated tires will pay off in a failed AWD bevel gear in the tranny and she should be about 50 yards away from first sharp left turn from the courthouse.

(100% tongue-in-cheek)






THREADED THREADED EXPANDED FLAT PRINT ALL
MESSAGES IN THIS THREAD

New red-haired lady with silver s70 [S70]
posted by  someone claiming to be secret admirer  on Sun Feb 13 09:37 CST 2005 >


<< < > >>



©Jarrod Stenberg 1997-2022. All material except where indicated.


All participants agree to these terms.

Brickboard.com is not affiliated with nor sponsored by AB Volvo, Volvo Car Corporation, Volvo Cars of North America, Inc. or Ford Motor Company. Brickboard.com is a Volvo owner/enthusiast site, similar to a club, and does not intend to pose as an official Volvo site. The official Volvo site can be found here.