Has anyone had any luck Installing ejection seats in their 240??

I make the whoopee sound with matching aroma when my wife is driving. Be more careful when you are driving, and it will go away.

1) Does it sound like a whoopee cushion? (matching aroma?)

2) Does it sound like fingers on a chalk board?

3) Does it sound like the Chipmunks at 78rpm, and words come out, mostly "you never, you always, and don't even think you're getting any tonight"?

OK if one of the above, just rig up an auto door opener then remove the seat belt...(if asked why no seat belt say something like, "I'm getting the new replacement super safe seatbelt, from Volvo" - she'll bitch about the cost but....)...start practicing hitting the passenger door open button at 70 mph, during left hand corners while you scream at the top of your lungs:

1) hasta la vista

2) chow baby

3) zaijian my little fortune cookie

4) or any other endearing saying for goodbye in the langauge of your choice!

Why no seat belt? I've got a passenger side air bag!

Now I know why you call your car the 'fridge....but you don't allow her to eat in the car do you?

They will work best in the sedan. No mother-in-law roof available in the wagon, or so I am told.

The force required to launch a seat with my sister aboard will blow the right side tires, and may roll the car. Beware.

A better solution is to weld the doors shut so no distractions can climb in.

Please send picture of sister. Just curious.

Sorry, Paul. It would take up too much space.

Does she date? Not that I'm interested, just curious about the guys that take her out. What kind of cars do they drive??

How are your springs, shocks and bushings? What month was she, btw?

Buddy. This is getting serious. Are you a sick man? LOL between friends and you go wierd on us. Get help. Join the French Foriegn Legion.

Answers in some order.

Between marriages.

Mostly Peterbuilt.

August is correct. Just when corn on the cob is in season.

What does corn have to do with anything?

I like my women pretty and skinny actually....kinda why I enjoyed my trip to China. Come to think of it some of the Chinese fellows were VERY interested in FULL figured American women.....Ms. August may need to take a boat though. (I just can't imagine being trapped (literally) next to her on a 14 hour flight!!! (this of course assumes the 747 would get up to cruising elevation)

Anyhow are you serious I guessed right? Wow!