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Re: annoying sound from passenger seat 200 1989

posted by  someone claiming to be Paul Seminara on  Tue Jan 2 11:07 CST 2001 [RELATED]

1) Does it sound like a whoopee cushion? (matching aroma?)

2) Does it sound like fingers on a chalk board?

3) Does it sound like the Chipmunks at 78rpm, and words come out, mostly "you never, you always, and don't even think you're getting any tonight"?

OK if one of the above, just rig up an auto door opener then remove the seat belt...(if asked why no seat belt say something like, "I'm getting the new replacement super safe seatbelt, from Volvo" - she'll bitch about the cost but....)...start practicing hitting the passenger door open button at 70 mph, during left hand corners while you scream at the top of your lungs:

1) hasta la vista

2) chow baby

3) zaijian my little fortune cookie

4) or any other endearing saying for goodbye in the langauge of your choice!





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