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loose in the stays 700

posted by  Rtilghman on  Thu Feb 7 11:28 CST 2002
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Slip out of the house around 3am with a cup of coffee, an american flag, and a bulldozer. Order of events:

1) Place flag over back of dozer (you're making a statement, so steep it in liberty and political significance)
2) Drive the bulldozer up to the speed bump
3) Drop the plow to the ground
4) Put the dozer in gear until you find yourself on the other side of the speed bump with said speedbump now located in dozer plow.
5) Push said speedbump into potholes, using dozer treads to compress the material.
6) Lean against a tree, drink your coffee, an tip your cap to the neighbors as they drive by in the morning.

For multiple speedbumps simply repeat steps two through five... ;)

Seriously, speed bumps really piss me off. Not only do the large ones effectively destroy suspensions, but they make drivint the road even more of a hastle (say you should be in a rush and need to get out of the area fast... drivequickly over one of those and you may very well rip the bottom out of your car).






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