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Re: Volvo's are no good ALL 85

posted by  someone claiming to be disco stu on  Sun Jun 24 04:59 CST 2001 [RELATED]

Well, Geek, other VOLVO owners don't want some guy like you to drive their cars.

I would be humiliated to know that some fatass, replete with 60# gorilla hair-covered, beer gut was driving a Volvo.

But I haven't even touched on the unkempt mustache, dripping with hamburger grease and sesame seeds caught amongst the hairs. Ketchup stains on the shirt, and a big wet-fart splatter on the seat of your pants.

And one last thing: The Volvo cigarette lighter won't handle the current draw from your cro-mag back hair shears. I think the ones in the Dodge Durango are built especially for that, however.

Be sure to select the ScotchGard option for the seats too!





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