This stuff is the best underarm deodorant and aftershave that money can buy. The only product that comes close is Kroil. Both will loosen your nuts and prevent rust like nothing else.

Well, not quite -- an oxyacetylene torch does a good job on nuts, particularly Chet's nuts.

Keep in mind that WD-40 has its uses, too, though not on rusty nuts. WD-40 makes a wonderful mosquito repellant. You merely aim it at the mosquitoes, push the button, and light a match under the spray. Those little suckers are history. You, too, maybe. It's more effective outdoors, but indoors it can produce some interesting results.

But best of all is rear end grease. Spread a little on yourself and it's guaranteed to keep wives away. If you're lucky, they'll stay away forever.
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Don Foster (near Cape Cod, MA)