Wow, tough room! To answer your questions,

> Three questions: Can you really see well enough to pass a drivers

> test?

YES I can see quite well. In fact I can see 15/15 or better according to my optometrist.

> What country do you live in that an ugly-*ss Volvo turns heads?

> (Maybe its the noise from your squealing brakes).

I proudly live in the United States of America, where some people even think that Civic SI's are cool to look at. I would say that the aesthetics of any given vehicle are a matter of one's opinion. In the case of many people in my area, yes, Volvo's do turn heads. Maybe the fact that mine is also BRIGHT RED, has really nice looking factory 16" wheels, clean and professional tint job, and me behind the wheel helps. After all, it isn't a Caviler nor is it a SUV. (All of which we have too many of in this area.)

> Have you ever been

> on a date? (With a supermodel or whatever).

Yes, I have been on many dates. Now I am seeing the sweetest girl in the world, which happens to be simply beautiful. She is Bulgarian, and if you have ever seen European women before, she is one of the best looking that I have seen, and I have not seen too many that I didn't like either. It's pretty obvious when my own, and recently engaged, brother congratulated me on finding a "Hotty". IMHO, she blows 99% of the female population out of the water when it comes to looks, brains, mechanical ability, honesty, common sense, compassion, and attitude. So yes to the last question as well. (BTW, no offence to the other women of the world, you know how it is when you are completely head over heels in love with someone.)

I have no idea why you are so inclined to slam Volvo's. I am even further baffeled by the fact that you are doing so on a site dedicated to Volvo's. What's your story? Did someone piss on yor cornflakes this morning or what?!