Ah! I just knew it that there was something, just an element that was missing in this story! YOU ARE.......B-I-T-T-E-R!!! And here I was just ready to sympathize with you and your wife because you guys had, perhaps, dealt with someone incompetent and unprofessional who lied and cheated his way to your wallet. But even though one may think that could be the case, I kind of doubt it because of your attitude. As you know, there are TWO sides to each story...Besides that, I think you might be correct in one of your observations. Some humans end up being programmed with a special arrogance chip and, darn it, they all end up selling Volvos!!! Or...the real arrogant individuals end up being Volvo executives/representatives... Isn't that amazing?

So, I see you are extremely proud of your...kill record (meaning the Volvo deals you...canceled)...wow. Perhaps we should give you a "VOLVO killed sticker", for every one you managed. You know, like the little stickers they give to kindergarten kids only this one will be made with a big BLUE "V" on it and out of a fluorescent paint so that you can stick them all over your driver's door, sort of like the pilots of a fighter jet where they paint a flag for every plane they shoot down...That should make you even more proud, shouldn't it? By the way, I am very disappointed with you...You listed every single model in your kill list but not a V70 or a C70???? What's wrong with you? You just could not find anyone to spill your poison regarding those nasty FWD V70s? Or that overpriced, ugly looking C70? Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Anyway, I will let you go now...I just don't want to make you "madder" (sic) or "insulate to your face" (sic) anymore because I am pretty sure that kill list will triple overnight. And we can't have that...

Go ahead and asnwer but please make it good because you will not get another one from me...I promise. I just do want to make you "madder"...really!

Yannis